Naked Vampires

Ingredients: Your standard chocolate pancake, white frosting

Today's Breakfast: Owner of Pensacola's Bullfeather's Bar and Grill, Will Eberlin, got TWO rubber checks from B.P. part of his $240,000 loss to business. Instead of offering yet another bogus check that he has to pay the bank fee on, B.P. takes a new tactic of offering him the chance to pose naked on the cover of Rolling Stone with Count Chocola.

Sorry B.P. Why don't you try actually paying people what you owe them? In Mississippi,only 363 of the 1,062 claims pending from rental property owners,  have been paid Only 53 of 213 claims from restaurant owners had been paid. Of 695 boat claims, only 30 payments have been made.

“BP is claiming they haven’t yet denied a claim, when the truth is they’ve only closed a couple of dozen cases,” Attorney Jim Hood said. “They’re skewing the statistics in their favor.