Hey I'm Not So Bad

So...looking back on these, I've come to the conclusion that I am not so bad after all. I actually inspire myself. I might even have the urge to start this again in commemeration of the one year anniversary. Yeah, I think I WILL.

I can't believe you're still waiting

I really can't. Somebody misses me! I pretty much thought no one was even looking at my blog cos I get no hits at all. Sadness.

I am still sick ya'll. I spent all day long in bed yesterday which is something that pisses me off. I hate to lose a day like that.

But as I lay there cursing bacteria, I actually started having ideas and notions and such about some things I might like to cook. So, take heart and I will too.

Note

It's been almost two weeks since I made a breakfast. In case you're one of the few people who actually read this blog, I'd like to tell you why. Every day a massive amount of information comes to light about this oil spill. For me, and for a ton of others here, it is simply overwhelming. I just need a break right now. Also, I've had a unrelenting cough for almost a month now. It's been worse this past week. The sinus issues have really been rough. Put it all together and I don't have the energy to get up early enough to cook breakfast like that.

But take heart, I'm sure one day soon I will get pissed off enough to get back to work~

Adaptation

Ingredients: Pie crust, Cherry Filling, Powdered Sugar,

food coloring

Today's Breakfast: Local saltwater pools are taken over by mutant shrimp and the 1% of remaining oysters. Don't worry, they don't bite.

For those of you who don't know, recent sampling of the oysters show that 99% of them are dead. Wonder what could have killed them? Oh yeah, the hot summer.

Shrimp? I live here and I won't buy them because I'm not about to eat them until ACCURATE tests are done. And don't give me any crap about foreign shrimp not being tested because down here we don't eat stupid Chinese shrimp. We eat Gulf Shrimp. Until now.

Go Back To Hell Where You Belong

Ingredients: Cheese Toast, Banana, Bacon, Eggs, Raisins

Today's Breakfast: "During Bush deregulation years, you had the MMS that told companies like B.P., that we have a new policy, the closed door Dick Cheney policy. that allowed these industries to bypass safety features like the acoustic switch. There was no need to spend $500,000 to put in the switch which would have prevented the oil spill." Mike Papatino, Environmental Lawyer.

Dick Cheney changed the energy policy. In other countries B.P. is not allowed to drill without this safety feature but DICK let them.

Dick Cheney, go back to hell where you belong with the other demons dancing in the flames.

Defeat the Dark Side

Ingredients: Toast, Blackberries, Strawberry, Fried Egg, Kiwi

Today's Breakfast: Yoda decides to take out the Dark Side when B.P. hires Kanye West to compose and sing their new apology for destroying the Gulf song.

Now Hiring Bozos

Ingredients: Pancake, Tangerine, Strawberries, Chocolate Chips

Today's Breakfast: If you need a job, B.P. is now hiring clowns to entertain the public, make speeches, get exposed to deadly toxins with no protective gear, and make tourism commercials. There is no immediate pay. You'll have to wait till they feel like paying you, if they pay you. And they won't pay you anything at all if the U.S. government doesn't let them keep drilling any which way they want. Yeah, they're going to take their money they owe you and go back to England if they don't get their way.