Behind the Green Curtain

Today's Breakfast: New B.P. spokesmen, Mum-Ra and Pinnochio, announce the well is dead, the oil is gone, the fish are safe to eat, the air is not toxic and we willl soon be receiving our money from B.P. Really. Mum-Ra would never lie. Go away media. There is nothing to see. Aren't you tired of this story yet? Lindsay Lohan just got out of jail!

Ingredients: apple, pear, blueberries, egg