Hashing It Out.

Today's Breakfast: Twi-hards on the Gulf Coast fiercely debate which "Team" is better for the oil spill.
Team Jacob- His fur can soak up the oil and he's MEANT to guard us from disaster.
Team Edward- He's had over a hundred years experience at sucking up things. He can also turn all those workers who are on the beach all night long into better, stronger, faster workers who don't need all the life that has been sucked out of them by B.P.

Ingredients: Fried egg, cheese, black olives, hashbrowns, ham