Run Luigi Run

 Today's Breakfast: While Charlie Brown sucks up to the Democrats, Luigi runs to save Yoshi from gobbling up crabs soaked to the gills in a black substance which couldn't possibly be oil that just washed up on Henderson Point. And every island. And almost every beach on the Mississippi Coast. That black sludge all the boaters see? Probably poop from the Creature from the Black Lagoon.Unbelievable lies. I'm still trying to figure out why people were evacuated from the oil spill in Michigan, now their homes are being bought, and we are left AGAIN to suffer whatever. Fiver years since Katrina and we are all still nothing to this government.

Ingredients: Egg, pear, blueberries, bacon