Adaptation

Ingredients: Pie crust, Cherry Filling, Powdered Sugar,

food coloring

Today's Breakfast: Local saltwater pools are taken over by mutant shrimp and the 1% of remaining oysters. Don't worry, they don't bite.

For those of you who don't know, recent sampling of the oysters show that 99% of them are dead. Wonder what could have killed them? Oh yeah, the hot summer.

Shrimp? I live here and I won't buy them because I'm not about to eat them until ACCURATE tests are done. And don't give me any crap about foreign shrimp not being tested because down here we don't eat stupid Chinese shrimp. We eat Gulf Shrimp. Until now.