Thanks for the diversion

In order to divert media attention away from fishing families and other gulf residents facing financial ruin, B.P. presents Lindsey Lohan with a bouquet of roses and the B.P. (Best Prisoner) Award, made of a dead bird. Trust me, there is no oil on this bird so its death was completely natural.

Ingredients: banana, bacon, grapes, orange, strawberry, chocolate chips, watermelon, cinnamon